Not be a minute. I’ll just tune up.
Can I have the music stand please. It’s a bit low for me, can you raise it please?
Now what will I sing? I Oh I know. It’s in my book here. Now let me find it. Sorry about this I had it a few minutes ago.
Right, here we go (Strums a chord) Hang on that’s in a different tuning, not be a minute. Has anyone a tuner I could borrow?
(Spends two minutes tuning his guitar)